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ME: oh hey (This is where the Good Part Starts...)
ME: you couldn't have come at a better time!
ME: I'm in a horrible mood!
Chris: hurray!
ME: I know!
Chris: so what's wrong?
ME: ok, in a nutshell
ME: I don't respect you, period
ME: I don't mean the old fashion, kidding kind either
ME: I don't respect you at all!
ME: ok?
ME: I mean you're really fun to hang out with
Chris: wow.
ME: but I really don't want buddies
ME: I hate buddies
Chris: hmmm
Chris: then what do you want?
ME: I only want a handful, a midget handful, of good decent friends
Chris: so how do I earn respect from you? (you can't!!!)
ME: long and painfully
ME: it's just this
ME: even though this doesn't apply really right now…
ME: oh yeah, last time when I was on the phone (pointless part, ignore)
ME: it got disconnected I didn't go off willingly
ME: sorry about that
ME: I hate my cell phone
ME: …well what it was, is that I lost respect for everyone who was friends with the weenie…
ME: …among other things
Chris: "the weenie"? (Now here is where it gets fun, for me at least)
ME: yes, "the weenie" :)
Chris: who's the weenie?
ME: uh, I only know him as "the weenie"
Chris: and I know this "weenie"?
ME: know/knew not sure anyone
ME: lost interest
Chris: ok, so, since your speaking crazy talk...
Chris: let’s start at the beginning.
ME: yes
ME: alright
Chris: why are you so pissed?
ME: well, more like was pissed, not as much anymore because of some events
Chris: why were you pissed?
ME: at you or the weenie?
Chris: let’s start with whatever came first
ME: that'll be weenie and it would take way too long to explain
Chris: the pissiness at me or the "weenie"
ME: besides if you are friends with him
ME: I don't want to talk shit about him to you
Chris: tell me his name!
ME: weenie!! (I get a good laugh no matter how many times I read this part)
Chris: Does weenie have an alias?
ME: NO! He's just weenie
Chris: alright. Let’s forget weenie for now.
Chris: now, what have I done?
ME: this is probably the greatest conversation, ever! (That was a great part, now it starts to go downhill)
Chris: to you! but to me, I’m getting jack shizzy from it!
ME: ok ok
ME: I'm thinking
ME: it's like your asking me such an obvious question, but it's difficult to explain...
ME: dude, mainly it's the part that I don't want a few dozen "buddies" I want just 2-3 good friends
Chris: ok.
Chris: are you free tomorrow?
ME: let me think (say no, say no, say no!!!!!)
Chris: don't say no! (GOD DAMMIT!!!!)
ME: school till like 5 (Ok, ok, keep on going...)
ME: I can cut it shorter though (No!!!)
ME: since 10am
Chris: so, do you want to do something?
ME: what time? (Ok, it's gone to hell.... Fuck...)
Chris: let's go bowling! (NO!)
ME: oh god no (good!)
Chris: why not?
ME: been there, done that (OK, everything down here till I say so is crap, so you can just ignore this till you see the next marker)
ME: not the place for me
Chris: so have I, but I don't care!
Chris: ok, then what do you want to do?
ME: I went there, with people who I should have been having fun with, and it wasn't all that great
Chris: I'm not them.
Chris: I’m me.
ME: I do not doubt that…
ME: um not sure, movie?
Chris: Chris friggin Moreau, God of all.
Chris: no, no, no, no, no. Bowling. (Ok, you can look at this if you want...)
ME: uh, mindless acts of vandalism?
Chris: hmmmm...
Chris: yes!
ME: we can go to Detroit around 9pm
ME: and take the airsoft guns (...we'll play cops and robbers, guess who you'll be?) (...up to...)
Chris: no!
Chris: but we can go to the Meijers parking lot and shoot rednecks.
ME: ok, but why do you want to do something?
Chris: haven't seen you in awhile
ME: Then I’ll send you a picture... (...here.)
Chris: plus, I gotta earn some of this respect that i don't have (...and never will)
ME: come on; hang out with some other people you know
ME: I bet you they're way nicer, and social, and non-violent
Chris: look, you said that you were pissed. (Now IGNORE THIS PART)
ME: exactly WERE (Ignore all of this gay colored shit)
Chris: that's the usual for you, and I understand that.
Chris: but then you say that you are
Chris: or were
Chris: pissed at me.
Chris: whether it was in the past or present doesn't matter.
ME: oh, before you have to get off again or whatever, my cell is ###-####
Chris: anywho, so what do you want to do tomorrow?
Chris: movie?
ME: I don't know
ME: movies are something you waste a whole day on
ME: you go for a 3 for 1 special or something
Chris: fine, we'll see one. What do you want to see?
Chris: or many.
ME: no, one
ME: Calc 2 test after tomorrow
Chris: mmmk
ME: there is this one movie which I know you'll like
ME: let me find it
ME: ong bak
Chris: wha?
ME: http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?id=1808640571&d=hv&cf=info
ME: or try this site, but it may cause your computer to explode: http://www.ongbakmovie.com/
Chris: yee-aaahhh!
Chris: that movie looks interesting.
ME: it's made or something by the Wu Tang Clan...
ME: ok it's this tomorrow then
ME: let me find a time
Chris: the ads they have playing for it hail the main character as the next great in kung foo films
ME: never saw a commercial for it
ME: sorry bad at typing today
Chris: I saw one last time I went to the movies
Chris: I saw attack on precinct 13
ME: one at 4:40 and one at 7:25
ME: pick
Chris: whichever tickles your fancy.
ME: 4:40 then
Chris: oooooo
Chris: guess what! (***HERE!!!!***)
ME: no.. (I'll underline the good shit)
Chris: actually don't bother, you'll never guess
ME: yay!
Chris: at work, I'm being hit on.
ME: congrads
ME: Tell Adam he'll be jealous
ME: not kidding for once
Chris: I bet you're thinking "What's so bad about that, Chris?"
ME: no, not thinking that
Chris: wait, it gets worse.
Chris: the person hitting on me isn't a girl.
Chris: :-X
ME: please, don't divulge information like that (Here goes the warning!!!...
ME: next time you'll regret it ...I have proof!)
Chris: I repeat, I’m being hit on by a friggin man! (oh and he will now regret it!)
ME: ok, it's going in my blog!
ME: you were fairly warned (ok now, everyone skip this part, especially Adam)
ME: but non-the-less, Adam would still be jealous
Chris: why?
ME: *snicker*
Chris: he's having bad luck with the ladies?
ME: *snicker* *snicker*
ME: let me refer you to this....
ME: http://www.livejournal.com/users/physicsprodigy/
Chris: I’m doing no better.
Chris: anyway
Chris: another thing at work... (More shit, I warned him about this!!!)
Chris: sometimes they make me do dressing rooms
ME: oh yeah, you're at the shitty place now
Chris: and the doors are cut off at the bottom so you can see if their stealing.
ME: yeah, what about those rooms?
Chris: and the floors in the rooms are very shiny
ME: what disgusting thing are you hinting at now?
ME: oh...*shudder*
Chris: and reflective. (THERE HE GOES AGAIN!!! I warned him!)
Chris: O:-)
Chris: I’ve seen more panties than ever!
Chris: I may be a perv, but I don't care.
ME: good night
ME: I'll go before I become that (OK, now just skip the rest)
Chris: don't hate!
Chris: I got new games.
ME: I downloaded new games!
Chris: jell-oh?
ME: what cha get?
Chris: are you away or not?
ME: yeah I'm here
Chris: well, my library expanded and contracted.
Chris: I got that mercenaries game, sold it.
Chris: I got pa rrappa the rapper and onimusha blade warriors, sold the latter
ME: ok
Chris: my bro got dues ex 2 and xenosaga, he sold the latter
Chris: I got metal gear solid 3, sold it (except for this part, read this Adam)
ME: beat it?
Chris: don't tell Adam, but it sucked to me. (The rest is crap)
ME: I think you told me once
Chris: then I got two x box controllers and street fighter collector’s addition
ME: I had HALO, deleted it
ME: ROSE online, deleted it
ME: something else, something else, deleted both
ME: Got Star Wars Commando, deleted it
ME: Got Star Wars Battlefield 3 days ago, will delete it
ME: getting Age of Empires 2 - will delete it eventually
ME: oh, and I have a Starship Troopers game
ME: it kicks ass!
ME: Other then that I also have more GBA games then I can count
ME: happy?
Chris: no.
ME: Too bad, talk if you want, I have to make some food
ME: I'll be jumping in and out
Chris: to tell you the truth, I’ve been pretty depressed too (...and here he goes with the sharing... his balls will shrivel up now)
ME: why
Chris: my life is going nowhere, and I’m a social misfit (Ok the rest is nothing, good night all)
ME: join the club
ME: everyone goes through that man
ME: don't worry about it man
ME: you'll get through it
Chris: yeah, but it pisses me off!
ME: been there
Chris: I really really need some excitement, or a break from routine
ME: don't look at me
ME: you wouldn't believe how shitty my life is, sorta
ME: but then again, sorta not
Chris: you know what, you and I should go clubbing
ME: why
Chris: to do exactly what I want: break out of the ordinary
ME: why do you insist on doing it with me?
Chris: why not?
ME: because I'm not willing!
Chris: booo!
ME: do I seem like a people person?
Chris: how's your life gonna get better if you don't take the initiative?
ME: ok, I'll take initiative on my own time; I don't want to be the recipient of it though
Chris: ok ok
Chris: so what's going to happen tomorrow?
ME: I go to school at 10, come back around 3:30 to eat something, then call or meet you
ME: around 4:30
Chris: does the movie start at that time?
ME: again it’s at 4:40
Chris: ok
Chris: we going to the amc30
ME: si
Chris: ok